me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
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Tracks
Everybody asked: Karkat’s face on Karkat’s face
♥♠○ Reblog if you want an eye gap like this~ ○♠♥
sHIt
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Gosh… have a preview…
I don’t want to keep you waiting, but yeah…
I mean I can’t upload more right now, because some of the pictures need a bit of editing (fucking people always walking into photo shootings, what the hell is wrong with you?! You see I am photographing right now! What the hell?! *rants on forever*)
So this is me as Mituna Captor from Homestuck. I was very bad sighted that day. My vision was blurry because of my contact lenses, but I still managed to take so many photos… pfff… skills fuck yeah…
Oh and before ANYbody thinks they need to tell me, that his clothes are yellow. Go and fuck yourself with a chainsaw. Sollux’ blood is golden-ochre. Mituna’s blood is golden-ochre… they all wear their blood colours. So WHY the fuck should I make it piss-yellow? It’s my interpretation anyways so I can colour it the way I want.
Iz over and outReblog on old account because I can HA.
what a babe u v u /touches
Perfect <3
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oh look at the precious babies
Oooooo Ancestor godtiers :D
she’s right
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John Legbert
Commission for Joan! thanks for coming to me with this rad idea. uvu
I’m out of time and all I got is 4 minutes Freaky Freaky 4 minutes hey
8ite me
lmao i don’t know how to cook pancakes so i guess i’ll just inject the batter into my veins
wait can someone tell me how to make the batter
omfg I read that as “I’ll inject the batter into my penis.”
anything will do as long as i get my pancakes
m4ge:
Salt Glitter
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)
hell
fucking
yes
GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD
good
GLITTER POPCORN
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
AHAHAHA THERE GOES MY BLOOD SUGAR OR WHATEVER SALT EFFECTS
THANK
Anyone else think the Winchester’s should use these?
They totally should
a ~fabulous~ way to keep demons away
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
