You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
bakaflockalame said: Do you have the link for that really scary story that upon reading weird and creepy stuff starts to happen?
Yes, that would be the Kimberly Story
Here’s another one:
There was this one story called The Magic that was going around when I was in high school.
The Magic is a dare, where you perform certain tasks in a dark room by yourself. You are only allowed to read this story once, which means the first time you’re reading this story should be in that dark room and you should be prepared to follow through with all instructions. If it isn’t your first time reading it as you do the dares, it won’t work.
It’s a set of instructions used to summon some malevolent spirit. I didn’t try it myself, but there were plenty of YouTube reactions where people claimed that “the devil came into their room and knocked.” Just search up “the magic thirteen horrors reaction” on YouTube.
At the time, people were pretty freaked out over this. (The Magic Website, website has audio playing)
This happened at my sister’s Catholic school when she was a senior. This kid named Eric, who was a junior, recorded himself doing it and posted it to his Facebook.
I never personally saw the video, but according to my sister apparently he just sat in his room after he followed the directions and there was just utter silence for about 3 minutes until something knocked seven times at his door. He left the camera on to answer it and stopped in the door frame and started smashing his head against the frame of the door to the point his head was smeared with blood. The video cut off after his mom ran into the room and started screaming.
He didn’t go to school for like a month afterwards and he suffered from a really bad brain injury, but he and remember a thing that went on. The video was apparently deleted sometime after he got back, but nobody knows how or why (though the Facebook staff may have removed it, but he never got a warning).
All he ever said about it was while he was unconscious he apparently heard a baby crying and smelt burning toast.
thrall taking a hit to the self esteem is a more devastating blow than vol’jin nearly being assassinated, or taran zhu getting stabbed and his backyard set on fire, or all of theramore
i love that the 104th top ten goes
9. Potato Girl
10. The Queen
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut