This Is Not Sparta

Hello! My name's Becca :) I'm an artist, cosplayer, writer and video gamer. Lots of reblogs, I'll also try and tag any nudity (if it shows up). I'm open to commissions, and any asks you guys want to leave!! Feel free to add my battle tag on World of Warcraft LightSide #1720. My main is a frost Mage undead on the US server Bladefist. Dark Lady watch over you ~

yoccu:

poignant song lyrics about alcohol and loneliness

yoccu:

poignant song lyrics about alcohol and loneliness

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via filthyhumans)

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via potatocoyote)

bakaflockalame said: Do you have the link for that really scary story that upon reading weird and creepy stuff starts to happen?

monster-bot:

sixpenceee:

Yes, that would be the Kimberly Story

Here’s another one: 

There was this one story called The Magic that was going around when I was in high school.

The Magic is a dare, where you perform certain tasks in a dark room by yourself. You are only allowed to read this story once, which means the first time you’re reading this story should be in that dark room and you should be prepared to follow through with all instructions. If it isn’t your first time reading it as you do the dares, it won’t work. 

It’s a set of instructions used to summon some malevolent spirit. I didn’t try it myself, but there were plenty of YouTube reactions where people claimed that “the devil came into their room and knocked.” Just search up “the magic thirteen horrors reaction” on YouTube. 

At the time, people were pretty freaked out over this. (The Magic Website, website has audio playing)

This happened at my sister’s Catholic school when she was a senior. This kid named Eric, who was a junior, recorded himself doing it and posted it to his Facebook. 

I never personally saw the video, but according to my sister apparently he just sat in his room after he followed the directions and there was just utter silence for about 3 minutes until something knocked seven times at his door. He left the camera on to answer it and stopped in the door frame and started smashing his head against the frame of the door to the point his head was smeared with blood. The video cut off after his mom ran into the room and started screaming.

He didn’t go to school for like a month afterwards and he suffered from a really bad brain injury, but he and remember a thing that went on. The video was apparently deleted sometime after he got back, but nobody knows how or why (though the Facebook staff may have removed it, but he never got a warning).

All he ever said about it was while he was unconscious he apparently heard a baby crying and smelt burning toast.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

(Source: spiralingsidewayz, via fitzefitcher)

lornacrowleys:

thrall taking a hit to the self esteem is a more devastating blow than vol’jin nearly being assassinated, or taran zhu getting stabbed and his backyard set on fire, or all of theramore

(via hellascream)

mamasheepy:

pokeaheichou:

blind-seer:

bodyfluids:

i love that the 104th top ten goes

  1. mikasa
  2. titan
  3. titan
  4. titan
  5. titan

6. horse

7. Jesus

8. Avatar

9. Potato Girl

10. The Queen

(via timelord-in-a-moshpit)

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

(via satanssecretblog)

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

(Source: red-wine-cheap-perfume, via ziggy-stardust-is-my-lover)

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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tmirai:

juliedillon:

"Sun Shepherdess" 
Another piece for Imagined Realms!
Check out my Imagined Realms project on Kickstarter if you haven’t yet :) 

This is the print I have! It’s so gorgeous. Being a sun sign (Leo) and African American, this artwork is so very important to who I am.

tmirai:

juliedillon:

"Sun Shepherdess" 

Another piece for Imagined Realms!

Check out my Imagined Realms project on Kickstarter if you haven’t yet :) 

This is the print I have! It’s so gorgeous. Being a sun sign (Leo) and African American, this artwork is so very important to who I am.

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hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

NO. ONE. WOULD. RAPE. EACH. OTHER. ANY. MORE.TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

NO. ONE. WOULD. RAPE. EACH. OTHER. ANY. MORE.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

(via ziggy-stardust-is-my-lover)